Dotdapjad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever gerbil.

Dotdapjad created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdapjad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dotdapjad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dotdapjad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dotdapjad's Holy Commandments

1. Dotdapjad loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about special relativity near ducks while wearing blue dresses and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.