Nancappas is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, amazing octopus.

Nancappas created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nancappas, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nancappas, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nancappas' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nancappas' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nancappas.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.