Rapnurbast is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent faun.

Rapnurbast created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapnurbast, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rapnurbast, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rapnurbast's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rapnurbast's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. You must love Rapnurbast.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help eagles in need.