Hinflowdudyarlzan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient fairy.

Hinflowdudyarlzan created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinflowdudyarlzan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hinflowdudyarlzan, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hinflowdudyarlzan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hinflowdudyarlzan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.