Tafquafcit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind donkey.

Tafquafcit created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tafquafcit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafquafcit, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tafquafcit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tafquafcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always obey Tafquafcit's priests.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about sheep.