Botlaplap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless horse.

Botlaplap created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botlaplap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Botlaplap, it will laugh at you.

Botlaplap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Botlaplap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Botlaplap.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.