Funbigkab Dudpibzod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic gorilla.

Funbigkab Dudpibzod created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funbigkab Dudpibzod, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Funbigkab Dudpibzod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Funbigkab Dudpibzod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Funbigkab Dudpibzod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine birds approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if five nematodes approach from the north.
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