Afcisslimcab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident hamster.

Afcisslimcab created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Afcisslimcab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Afcisslimcab, she will be very sad.

Afcisslimcab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Afcisslimcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Afcisslimcab nine times a day.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Afcisslimcab on top of all buildings.

5. Afcisslimcab must be the most important thing in your life.