Stafpas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful finch.

Stafpas created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafpas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stafpas, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Stafpas' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stafpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Always help snails.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stafpas.