Watsadwan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful bird.

Watsadwan created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Watsadwan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Watsadwan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Watsadwan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Watsadwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.