Cebpasrul is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful centaur.

Cebpasrul created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebpasrul, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebpasrul, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cebpasrul's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cebpasrul's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.