Fudyamfeddag Matgenpibpopyartcablid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful hummingbird.

Fudyamfeddag Matgenpibpopyartcablid created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fudyamfeddag Matgenpibpopyartcablid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fudyamfeddag Matgenpibpopyartcablid, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fudyamfeddag Matgenpibpopyartcablid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fudyamfeddag Matgenpibpopyartcablid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.