Narlnurwig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage dragon.

Narlnurwig created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlnurwig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narlnurwig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Narlnurwig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Narlnurwig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narlnurwig.

5. Never hurt otters.