Dibrilligmut is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, charitable otter.

Dibrilligmut created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibrilligmut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibrilligmut, she will ignore you.

Dibrilligmut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dibrilligmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. You must pray to Dibrilligmut three times a day.

4. Dibrilligmut loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat bark.