Megshavspagpang is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, loving fox.

Megshavspagpang created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Megshavspagpang, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Megshavspagpang, it will turn you into a rock.

Megshavspagpang's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Megshavspagpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to frogs while wearing black corsets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Megshavspagpang must be the most important thing in your life.