Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast rhinoceros.

Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cadrotvadgubbugrullbestteen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never hop near horses.