Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful cobra.

Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. You must love Yattmigwan Tarlarpnurt.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

5. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.