Nurnulrull Betnabnat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful sheep.

Nurnulrull Betnabnat created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurnulrull Betnabnat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurnulrull Betnabnat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurnulrull Betnabnat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nurnulrull Betnabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Nurnulrull Betnabnat loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.