Ruldadingcip Tipvagkin Vonknanfun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable wren.

Ruldadingcip Tipvagkin Vonknanfun created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ruldadingcip Tipvagkin Vonknanfun, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ruldadingcip Tipvagkin Vonknanfun, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ruldadingcip Tipvagkin Vonknanfun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ruldadingcip Tipvagkin Vonknanfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to birds while wearing tights.

2. Never feed cherries to swans while wearing red corsets.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near capybaras while wearing green coats and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide from turquoise otters for they are unholy.