Pomsasbass is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever gnu.

Pomsasbass created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomsasbass, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pomsasbass, he will laugh at you.

Pomsasbass' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pomsasbass' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Put Pomsasbass first in all things.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not covet oxen.