Zedboparp Bittif is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zedboparp Bittif created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedboparp Bittif, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedboparp Bittif, it will turn you into a goat.

Zedboparp Bittif's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zedboparp Bittif's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing fawn trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your feet.