Naningfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fast squid.

Naningfun created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naningfun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Naningfun, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Naningfun's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Naningfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. You must love Naningfun.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Naningfun.

4. Never run in the presence of swans.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.