Pidbegham is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthinking armadillo.

Pidbegham created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbegham, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidbegham, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pidbegham's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pidbegham's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must pray to Pidbegham seven times a day.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never feed garlic to sheep while wearing coats.