Fublansasbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, stupid gnu.

Fublansasbarn created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fublansasbarn, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fublansasbarn, he will remove you from existence.

Fublansasbarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fublansasbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Never paint your chest orange.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Fublansasbarn loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about gulls.