Donstikbonkjendogzodbankim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing mink.

Donstikbonkjendogzodbankim created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donstikbonkjendogzodbankim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Donstikbonkjendogzodbankim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Donstikbonkjendogzodbankim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Donstikbonkjendogzodbankim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Donstikbonkjendogzodbankim on top of important buildings.

5. Never paint your face orange.