Tenminben Gudsaktan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, thoughtless mole.

Tenminben Gudsaktan created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Tenminben Gudsaktan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tenminben Gudsaktan, it will manifest in front of you.

Tenminben Gudsaktan's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tenminben Gudsaktan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Never feed strawberries to cats while wearing stockings.

5. Never paint your back indigo.