Himzogjin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless wyrm.

Himzogjin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himzogjin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Himzogjin, he will turn you into a slug.

Himzogjin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Himzogjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed figs to sharks while wearing magenta hats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himzogjin.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.