Gamwabnib Sterlamdav is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident naga.

Gamwabnib Sterlamdav created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Gamwabnib Sterlamdav, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gamwabnib Sterlamdav, he will turn you into a mole.

Gamwabnib Sterlamdav's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gamwabnib Sterlamdav's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gamwabnib Sterlamdav.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat turnips.