Negcussflag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident monkey.

Negcussflag created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Negcussflag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negcussflag, she will strike you with lightening.

Negcussflag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Negcussflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Run away from red capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.