Tabceddag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil yak.

Tabceddag created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabceddag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tabceddag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tabceddag's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tabceddag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.