Xindossgud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, staggering pigeon.

Xindossgud created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xindossgud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xindossgud, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Xindossgud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Xindossgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not keep nine whales in a large pit.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not take Xindossgud's name in vain.