Likgidfob is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest newt.

Likgidfob created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likgidfob, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Likgidfob, it will turn you into a goat.

Likgidfob's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Likgidfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your hands orange.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Run away if four bats approach from the south.