Nabkar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, strong otter.

Nabkar created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabkar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nabkar, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nabkar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nabkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill frogs.