Satsiddub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, weak badger.

Satsiddub created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Satsiddub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Satsiddub, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Satsiddub's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Satsiddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.