Cengessman is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic guinea pig.

Cengessman created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cengessman, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cengessman, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cengessman's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cengessman's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six doves approach from the east.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never talk about fire.