Kopbonkhub Migsislak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sapient wombat.

Kopbonkhub Migsislak created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopbonkhub Migsislak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kopbonkhub Migsislak, she will throw large rocks at you.

Kopbonkhub Migsislak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kopbonkhub Migsislak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.