Gardobnur is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking duck.

Gardobnur created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gardobnur, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gardobnur, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gardobnur's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gardobnur's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Pray towards the east.