Tarsomgut Flowgongil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable hummingbird.

Tarsomgut Flowgongil created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarsomgut Flowgongil, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarsomgut Flowgongil, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tarsomgut Flowgongil's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tarsomgut Flowgongil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never laugh near bats.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. You must love Tarsomgut Flowgongil.

5. Feed all hungry horses.