Babfuthancen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful toad.

Babfuthancen created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Babfuthancen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Babfuthancen, she will boil you in a big pot.

Babfuthancen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Babfuthancen's Holy Commandments

1. Babfuthancen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Never feed beans to porpoises while wearing boots.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not listen to music.