Arnfetfemcin Stigrigsab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Arnfetfemcin Stigrigsab created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnfetfemcin Stigrigsab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arnfetfemcin Stigrigsab, she will turn you into a rat.

Arnfetfemcin Stigrigsab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Arnfetfemcin Stigrigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.

5. Do not shave your hands.