Cetlegyak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent scorpion.

Cetlegyak created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetlegyak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cetlegyak, he will turn you into a frog.

Cetlegyak's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cetlegyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cetlegyak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat limes.