Nutfidveggan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish warg.

Nutfidveggan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutfidveggan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nutfidveggan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nutfidveggan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nutfidveggan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Never talk about asteroids.