Cubbedlak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful frog.

Cubbedlak created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubbedlak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cubbedlak, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cubbedlak's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cubbedlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Do not take Cubbedlak's name in vain.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not make images of living things.