Gumfarrak is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured zebra.

Gumfarrak created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Gumfarrak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gumfarrak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gumfarrak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gumfarrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gumfarrak nine times a day.

2. Run away if four cats approach from the south.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Always help swans.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.