Gumfarrak is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured
zebra.
Gumfarrak created the Sun four million years ago.
If you believe in
Gumfarrak, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gumfarrak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Gumfarrak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Gumfarrak's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Gumfarrak nine times a day.
2. Run away if four cats approach from the south.
3. Never talk about horses.
4. Always help swans.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.