Fagsawfid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving zebra.

Fagsawfid created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagsawfid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fagsawfid, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fagsawfid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fagsawfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never feed carrots to monkeys while wearing gray hats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never wear mauve ear rings.