Cedlenpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful toad.

Cedlenpog created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedlenpog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cedlenpog, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cedlenpog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cedlenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never sing in the presence of whales.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never talk about great tits.