Pagjarnnull is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical hyena.

Pagjarnnull created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagjarnnull, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pagjarnnull, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pagjarnnull's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pagjarnnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Never sit in holy places.