Hadrillpidzim Sawlunfuttabrag Stanfublad
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable
monkey
.
Hadrillpidzim Sawlunfuttabrag Stanfublad
created oxygen eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Hadrillpidzim Sawlunfuttabrag Stanfublad
, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hadrillpidzim Sawlunfuttabrag Stanfublad
, she will have a low opinion of you.
Hadrillpidzim Sawlunfuttabrag Stanfublad's
most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Hadrillpidzim Sawlunfuttabrag Stanfublad's Holy Commandments
1. Never paint your arms indigo.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Hadrillpidzim Sawlunfuttabrag Stanfublad on top of all buildings.
3. Hide from magenta birds for they are unholy.
4. Never look at comets.
5. Always wear black.
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