Tiparmyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive pig.

Tiparmyarp created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiparmyarp, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tiparmyarp, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tiparmyarp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tiparmyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.