Tiparmyarp is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive
pig.
Tiparmyarp created time and space six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tiparmyarp, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Tiparmyarp, it will turn you into a mouse.
Tiparmyarp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Tiparmyarp's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight dogs approach from the west.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always help ants in need.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.