Rillkamnut Larpxenrull Gemzoglam
is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, impressive
pigeon
.
Rillkamnut Larpxenrull Gemzoglam
created life five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillkamnut Larpxenrull Gemzoglam
, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Rillkamnut Larpxenrull Gemzoglam
, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Rillkamnut Larpxenrull Gemzoglam's
most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Rillkamnut Larpxenrull Gemzoglam's Holy Commandments
1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Do not chant in public.
3. You must pray to Rillkamnut Larpxenrull Gemzoglam seven times a day.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Rillkamnut Larpxenrull Gemzoglam.
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