Gemnellsand is a god.
He takes the form of a large, ill-tempered
unicorn.
Gemnellsand created energy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gemnellsand, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gemnellsand, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Gemnellsand's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Gemnellsand's Holy Commandments1. Put Gemnellsand first in all things.
2. Do not keep five whales in a large pit.
3. Do not shave your arms.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.